Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".