He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm really busy with my period
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