There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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