I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
