She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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