What a fucking waste of an outfit
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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