I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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