That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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