I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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