Buhtt sex?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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