Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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