so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
now i know why i became what i already was.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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