tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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