im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You don't make any sense
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