That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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