I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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