laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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