is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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