I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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