how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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