i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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