turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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