If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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