I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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