Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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