dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
no more duck duck goose at the bar
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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