No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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