We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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