You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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