My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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