Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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