as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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