Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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