just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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