i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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