why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We're too hungover to prance.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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