Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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