Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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