You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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