Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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