stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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