Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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