i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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