Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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