She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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