i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
whose ass print is on the piano?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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