I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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