Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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