What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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