I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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