there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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