if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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