shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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