whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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