Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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