it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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