I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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