There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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