It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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